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Title: State of Decay 2 reaches 1 million players in 2 days

Reason: User Warned: System Wars

Yep, that's an MS press release alright.

Link: https://www.resetera.com/posts/8331137/

Archive.org: https://web.archive.org/web/20180526031617/https://www.resetera.com/threads/state-of-decay-2-reaches-1-million-players-in-2-days.44821/page-5

Archive.is (legacy): https://archive.is/ZF4GC